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Las opiniones del rufián melancólico

The Opinions of the Melancholy Ruffian

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    And when they had already turned the corner by the country house, Erdosain said:

    Yandy · conjunctionmodifies dijo
    cuandowhencuando · subordinating conjunctionintroduces the clause of doblaron
    yaalreadyya · adverbmodifies doblaron
    doblaronturneddoblar · verb, past, indicative, third-person, pluraladverbial clause on dijo
    enaten · prepositionpreposition marking esquina
    latheel · determiner, feminine, singulardeterminer of esquina
    esquinacorneresquina · noun, feminine, singularoblique complement of doblaron
    deofde · prepositionpreposition marking quinta
    latheel · determiner, feminine, singulardeterminer of quinta
    quintacountry housequinta · noun, feminine, singularmodifies esquina
    ErdosainErdosainErdosain · proper nounsubject of dijo
    dijosaiddecir · verb, past, indicative, third-person, singularmain verb of the sentence
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    "Do you know I have no way to thank you for this enormous favor you've done me?

  3. Why did you make me a gift of this money?"

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    The other man, who walked with a slight roll of the shoulders, turned with an air of indifference and said:

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    "I don't know.

  6. You caught me at a good moment.

  7. If one had to do that every day... but like this...

  8. Besides, just imagine, in a week I make it back...

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    The question slipped out of Erdosain.

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    "And how is it that, having a fortune, you stay in the "life"?"

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    Haffner turned, aggressive, then:

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    "Look, my friend, the "life" is not for every man.

  13. You know?

  14. Why would I give up three women who bring in two thousand pesos a month with no work at all?

  15. Would you give them up?

  16. No.

  17. Well then?"

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    "And you don't love them?

  19. None of them attracts you especially?"

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    Only after the question was out did Erdosain realize he had just said something foolish.

  21. The pimp looked at him for a second and replied:

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    "Listen to me carefully.

  23. If tomorrow a doctor came to see me and told me: 'the Basque woman will die within a week whether you take her out of the brothel or not,' I would let the Basque woman, who has given me thirty thousand pesos in four years, work the six days and drop dead on the seventh.

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    The pimp's voice had gone hoarse.

  25. There was an indefinable rabid bitterness in his words, that bitterness Erdosain would later recognize in the voice of all those sullen idlers and bored scoundrels.

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    "Pity?

  27. —the other went on—.

  28. My friend, you mustn't feel pity for the woman of the life.

  29. There is no woman more vicious, harder, more bitter than the woman of the life.

  30. Don't be shocked, I know them.

  31. Only by beating can you manage them.

  32. Like ninety percent of people, you believe the pimp is the exploiter and the prostitute the victim.

  33. But tell me: what does a woman need all the money she earns for?

  34. What the novelists haven't said is that the woman of the life who has no man goes about desperate, looking for one to deceive her, to break her soul now and then and take all the money she earns, because that's how brutish she is.

  35. It has been said that woman is equal to man.

  36. Lies.

  37. Woman is inferior to man.

  38. Look at the savage tribes.

  39. She is the one who cooks, works, does everything, while the male goes hunting or off to war.

  40. The same thing happens in modern life.

  41. The man, except for earning money, does nothing.

  42. And believe me, a woman of the life whose money isn't taken from her despises the man.

  43. Yes, sir, the moment she starts to grow fond of him, the first thing she wants is to be asked...

  44. And what joy is hers the day you tell her: "Ma chérie", can you lend me a hundred pesos?

  45. Then that woman lets herself go, she's happy.

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    At last the dirty money she earns is good for something, for making her man happy.

  47. Of course, the novelists haven't written this.

  48. And people take us for monsters, or exotic animals, the way the "sainete" writers have painted us.

  49. But come live in our world, get to know it, and you'll realize it's the same as the bourgeoisie's and our aristocracy's.

  50. The kept woman despises the cabaret woman, the cabaret woman despises the "yiranta", the "yiranta" despises the brothel woman, and, a curious thing, just as the woman in a brothel almost always picks a shady type for her man, the cabaret woman takes up with a rich kid or a deadbeat lawyer to exploit her.

  51. The psychology of the woman of the life?

  52. It's contained in these words, which a little woman, dropped by a friend of mine, said to me in tears:

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    "Even with my ass I can still keep a man".

  54. That's something neither the public nor the novelists know.

  55. A French proverb already says it: "A whore alone can't manage her own ass".

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    Erdosain watched him, stupefied.

  57. Haffner went on:

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    "Who looks after her like the pimp does?

  59. Who cares for her when she's sick, when she's thrown in jail?

  60. What do people know?

  61. If one Saturday morning you heard a woman say to her "marlu": "Mon chéri, I turned fifty more "latas" than last week", you'd turn pimp yourself, you know?

  62. Because that woman says "I turned fifty latas" in the same tone an honest woman would use telling her husband: "Darling, this month, by not buying myself a dress and washing my own clothes, I've saved thirty pesos".

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    Believe me, my friend, woman, honest or not, is an animal that tends toward sacrifice.

  64. She's been built that way.

  65. Why do you suppose the Church Fathers despised woman so?

  66. Most of them had lived as great swells and knew what kind of little animal she is.

  67. And the woman of the life is worse still.

  68. She's like a child: you have to teach her everything.

  69. "You'll walk this way, you mustn't pass in front of this corner, you don't greet such-and-such 'fioca'.

  70. Don't pick a fight with that woman".

  71. Everything has to be taught to her.

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    They were walking along the brush hedges, and in the sweet dusk the pimp's words opened a parenthesis of strangeness in Erdosain.

  73. He understood that he was beside a life substantially different from his own.

  74. Then he asked him:

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    "And how did you get your start in the "life"?"

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    "At that time I was young.

  77. I was twenty-three and held a chair in mathematics.

  78. Because I am a teacher —Haffner added proudly—, a teacher of mathematics.

  79. I was getting by on my teaching post when one night, in a brothel on Rincón street, I came upon a little Frenchwoman who pleased me.

  80. This was ten years ago.

  81. Just in those days I had received an inheritance of five thousand pesos from a relative.

  82. Lucienne appealed to me, and I offered to have her come live with me.

  83. She had a pimp, the Marseillais, a brutal giant, whom she saw from time to time...

  84. I don't know whether it was the gift of gab, or because I was good-looking, but the fact is the woman fell in love, and one stormy night I took her out of the house.

  85. It was quite a romance.

  86. We went off to the hills of Córdoba, then to Mar del Plata, and when the five thousand pesos ran out, I told her:

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    "Well, farewell to the idyll.

  88. It's over".

  89. Then she said to me: "No, my dear, we'll never part again".

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    Now they walked beneath vaults of greenery, interlaced branches and apses of stalks.

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    "I was jealous.

  92. Do you know what it is to be jealous of a woman who sleeps with everyone?

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    And do you know the thrill of the first lunch she pays for with the "mishé"'s money?

  94. Can you imagine the happiness of eating with forks crossed, while the waiter looks at you and at her, knowing who the two of you are?

  95. And the pleasure of stepping into the street with her clinging to your arm while the "tiras" size you up?

  96. And to see that she, who sleeps with so many men, prefers you, only you?

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    That's very fine, my friend, when you're working the trade.

  98. And she's the one who sees to it that you get yourself another woman to exploit, she's the one who brings her home saying: "we're going to be sisters-in-law", she's the one who breaks in the newcomer so she takes "trips" only for you, and the more timid and bashful you are, the more she delights in destroying your scruples, in sinking you into her filth, and suddenly... when you least expect it you find yourself buried to the hair in the mud... and then there's nothing to do but dance.

  99. And while the woman is caught up in it you have to make the most of it, because one day a fit takes her, she goes mad for another man, and with the same recklessness with which she followed you she sacrifices herself all over again.

  100. You'll say to me: what does a woman need a man for?

  101. But I'll tell you right now: no brothel owner is going to deal with a woman.

  102. The one he deals with is her "marlu".

  103. The pimp gives a woman peace of mind to carry on her life.

  104. The "tiras" don't bother her.

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    If she's jailed, he gets her out; if she's sick, he takes her to a clinic and has her looked after, and he spares her troubles and a thousand fantastic things.

  106. Look, a woman who works on her own in this world always ends up the victim of a robbery, a swindle, or some brutal outrage.

  107. By contrast, a woman who has a man works calm, untroubled, no one meddles with her and everyone respects her.

  108. And since she, for one reason or another, chose her life, it's only logical that with her money she can give herself the happiness she needs.

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    "Of course, all this is new to you, but you'll get used to it.

  110. And if not, tell me: how do you explain that there are "fiocas" with up to seven women?

  111. The Italian Repollo, in his heyday, got up to eleven women.

  112. The Spaniard Julio, eight.

  113. There's hardly a Frenchman who doesn't have three women.

  114. And they know one another, and not only know one another but know how to live together and compete over who gives him more, because it's a point of pride to be the favorite of a man who quiets the most overbearing detectives with a single look.

  115. And the poor things, they're so crazy that one doesn't know whether to pity them or split their heads open with a club".

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    Erdosain felt overwhelmed by the formidable contempt this man revealed toward women.

  117. And he recalled that on another occasion the Astrologer had told him: "The Melancholy Ruffian is the sort of fellow who, on seeing a woman, thinks first of all this: out on the street she'd bring in five, ten, or twenty pesos.

  118. Nothing more".

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    And now Erdosain felt that the man repelled him.

  120. To change the subject, he said:

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    "Tell me... Do you believe in the success of the Astrologer's enterprise?"

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    "No."

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    "And does he know you don't believe?"

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    "Yes."

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    "And why do you go along with him?"

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    "I go along with him up to a point, and out of how bored I am.

  127. Since life has no meaning at all, it's all the same to follow any current.

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    "For you life has no meaning?"

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    "Absolutely none.

  130. We are born, we live, we die, without the stars ceasing to move or the ants to work because of it.

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    "And do you get very bored?"

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    "So-so.

  133. I've organized my life like an industrialist's.

  134. Every day I go to bed at twelve and get up at nine in the morning.

  135. I do an hour of exercise, I bathe, I read the papers, I lunch, I take a siesta, at six I have my vermouth and go to the barber's, at eight I dine, then I go out to the café, and in two years, when I have two hundred thousand pesos, I'll retire from the trade to live for good off my income.

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    And really, what is your role going to be in the Astrologer's society?

  137. If the Astrologer raises money, to guide him in gathering the women and setting up the brothel.

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    "But you, deep down, what do you think of the Astrologer?"

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    "That he's a crank who may or may not succeed."

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    "But his ideas..."

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    "Some are muddled, others clear, and frankly I don't know where that man is aiming.

  142. Sometimes you think you're hearing a reactionary, other times a red, and, to tell the truth, it seems to me that not even he himself knows what he wants.

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    "And if he were to succeed?..."

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    "Then not even God knows what might happen.

  145. Ah! by the way, did you speak to him about cultures of Asiatic cholera bacilli?

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    "Yes... it would be a magnificent means of warfare against the army.

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    Scatter a culture in every barracks.

  148. Do you realize?

  149. Simultaneously, thirty or forty men could destroy the army and let the proletarian masses make the revolution...

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    "The Astrologer admires you a great deal.

  151. He's always spoken to me of you as a man with great prospects of success.

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    Erdosain smiled, flattered.

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    "Yes, one does study a bit toward destroying this society.

  154. But going back to what we were on before: what I can't conceive is your position with regard to us...

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    Haffner turned quickly, sized up Erdosain with a single glance as if puzzled by his wording, and then, smiling mockingly, added:

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    "I'm not in any position.

  157. Understand me well.

  158. It does me no harm to help the Astrologer.

  159. The rest, his theories, I take as so much conversation.

  160. He is for me a friend who means to set up a business, one foreseen and tolerated by our laws.

  161. That's all.

  162. Now, whether he invests the money he earns from that business in a secret society or in a convent of nuns, personally doesn't interest me.

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    So you see, then, that my part in the famous society couldn't be more innocent.

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    "And does it seem logical to you to think that a revolutionary society would be founded on the exploitation of woman's vice?"

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    The Ruffian pursed his lips.

  166. Then, eyeing Erdosain sidelong, he explained himself:

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    "What you say makes no sense.

  168. Present-day society is founded on the exploitation of man, woman, and child.

  169. Go, if you want to grasp what capitalist exploitation is, to the ironworks of Avellaneda, to the meatpacking plants and the glassworks, the match factories and the labor mills.

  170. —He laughed unpleasantly as he said these things—.

  171. We, the men of this world, have one woman, two; they, the industrialists, have a multitude of human beings.

  172. What are we to call those men?

  173. And who is more heartless, the owner of a brothel or the body of shareholders of a company?

  174. And without going any further, didn't they demand that you be honest on a salary of a hundred pesos while you carried ten thousand in your bag?

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    "You're right... but then, why did you lend me the money?"

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    "That's a horse of a different color."

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    "But that worries me."

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    "Well, so long."

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    And before Erdosain could answer him, the Ruffian set off down a tree-lined diagonal.

  180. He was walking hurriedly.

  181. Erdosain looked at him for an instant, then set off walking after him, and caught up with him beside a country house.

  182. Haffner turned, irritated, and now shrill he exclaimed:

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    "May one know what it is you want from me?..." "What I want?...

  184. I want to tell you this: that I don't thank you in the least for the money you've given me.

  185. You understand?

  186. Do you want the check?

  187. Here it is.

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    And indeed he was holding it out to him, but the Ruffian examined it this time with contempt:

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    "Don't be ridiculous, will you?

  190. Go and pay.

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    The wire fences rippled before Erdosain's eyes.

  192. He was visibly suffering, for he turned pale until he went yellow.

  193. He leaned against a post, thinking he was going to be sick.

  194. Haffner, halted before him, asked him condescendingly:

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    "Is the dizziness passing?"

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    "Yes... a little..."

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    "You're in a bad way... you have to get yourself looked at..."

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    They walked a few steps in silence.

  199. Since the excess of light bothered Erdosain, they crossed to the sidewalk, which lay in shadow.

  200. Thus they reached the railway station.

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    Haffner walked slowly along the platform.

  202. Suddenly he turned to Erdosain:

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    "Has it never happened to you to have cruel cravings about people?"

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    "Yes, sometimes..."

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    "How strange... because just now I was recalling the obsession I had for a time, of driving into prostitution a girl who was blind...

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    "And does she still live?..."

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    "Yes, now she's pregnant.

  208. Do you realize?

  209. A blind woman, pregnant.

  210. One of these days I'll take you there.

  211. You'll meet her.

  212. An interesting spectacle, I warn you.

  213. Do you realize?

  214. Blind and with child.

  215. She's wicked, always going about with needles in her hands...

  216. Besides, she's as greedy as a sow.

  217. It's going to interest you.

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    "And you intend..."

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    "Yes, as soon as the Astrologer sets up the brothel, the first to go in is going to be her.

  220. We'll keep her hidden away: she'll be the rare dish...

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    "Do you know you're stranger than she is?"

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    "Why?..."

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    "Because one can't make you out.

  224. While you were telling me about the blind girl, I was thinking about what the Astrologer had told me.

  225. That you had a relationship with an honest woman, that chance brought this honest woman to your house, and that you respected her.

  226. What's more, let me speak: that woman loved you, she was a virgin — why did you respect her?

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    "That's of no importance.

  228. A bit of self-control, nothing more.

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    "And the matter of the necklace?"

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    Erdosain knew, from the Astrologer, that the Ruffian had demanded a material proof of affection from a dancer; that she, before other women, had stripped off a magnificent necklace given to her by a lover, an old textile importer.

  231. The scene was a curious one, because the old man was in the vicinity.

  232. Haffner took the necklace and, to everyone's astonishment, weighed it in his hand, examined the carat of the stones, and then handed it back to her with a mocking smile.

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    "The business of the necklace is simple," Haffner replied.

  234. I was a little drunk.

  235. That didn't keep me from knowing that the gesture I was making would give me enormous prestige among that cabaret rabble, above all with the women, who are rather given to fantasy.

  236. The curious thing about it is that half an hour later the old man who had given René the necklace came to thank me humbly for my not having wanted to accept the gift.

  237. Do you realize?

  238. From another table he had followed the scene, trembling, and if he didn't step in it was for fear of stirring up a scandal.

  239. But he had trembled for the fate of his necklace....

  240. So you see how much filth there is... but here comes the train to La Plata.

  241. Dear friend, until soon...

  242. Ah! do attend the meeting that takes place on Wednesday at the Astrologer's house.

  243. You'll find others more interesting than I am.

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    Erdosain crossed, pensive, to the platform from which the trains for Buenos Aires departed.

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    Undoubtedly, Haffner was a monster.

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Los siete locos, Roberto Arlt. Part One.
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