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Spanish · Part One

Un hombre extraño

A Strange Man

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    At ten in the morning Erdosain reached the corner of Perú and Avenida de Mayo.

    AAta · prepositionpreposition marking diez
    lastheel · determiner, feminine, pluraldeterminer of diez
    dieztendiez · numeral, pluraloblique complement of llegó
    deinde · prepositionpreposition marking mañana
    latheel · determiner, feminine, singulardeterminer of mañana
    mañanamorningmañana · noun, feminine, singularmodifies diez
    ErdosainErdosainErdosain · proper nounsubject of llegó
    llegóreachedllegar · verb, past, indicative, third-person, singularmain verb of the sentence
    atoa · prepositionpreposition marking Perú
    PerúPerúPerú · proper nounoblique complement of llegó

    Here Perú is a street name in downtown Buenos Aires, not the country.

    yandy · conjunctionlinks the coordination
    AvenidaAvenidaAvenida · proper nouncoordinated with Perú
    deofde · prepositionpreposition marking Mayo
    MayoMayoMayo · proper nounpart of the name Avenida
  2. He knew that his problem had no solution other than prison, because Barsut surely would not lend him the money.

  3. Suddenly he was surprised.

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    At a café table sat Ergueta, the pharmacist.

  5. 3

    With his hat sunk down to his ears and his hands touching at the thumbs over his thick belly, he nodded off with a sour, bloated expression on his yellow face.

  6. 4

    The glassiness of his bulging eyes, his thick hooked nose, his flabby cheeks and his almost dangling lower lip gave him the look of a halfwit.

  7. 5

    He cased his massive bulk in a cinnamon-colored suit, and now and then, tilting his face, he rested his teeth on the ivory knob of his cane.

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    Because of that listlessness and the loutish look of his boredom, he had the air of a white-slave trafficker.

  9. Unexpectedly his eyes met Erdosain's, who was coming toward him, and the pharmacist's face lit up with a childlike smile.

  10. He was still smiling as he shook Erdosain's hand, and Erdosain thought:

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    —How many women have loved him for that smile!

  12. 8

    Without meaning to, Erdosain's first question was:

  13. 9

    —So, did you marry Hipólita?..

  14. 10

    —Yes, but you can't imagine the uproar that broke out at home...

  15. 11

    —What... did they find out she was a woman of the streets?

  16. 12

    —No... she said that later herself.

  17. Did you know that before she walked the streets Hipólita worked as a maid?...

  18. 13

    —And?..

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    —Shortly after we married, Mamá, I, Hipólita and my little sister went to a family's house.

  20. Do you realize what a memory those people have?

  21. After ten years they recognized Hipólita, who had been their maid.

  22. Something beyond words!

  23. She and I came back one way, and Mamá and Juana another.

  24. The whole story I had invented to justify my marriage came crashing down.

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    —And why did she confess she'd been a prostitute?

  26. 16

    —A flash of rage.

  27. But wasn't she right?

  28. Hadn't she turned her life around?

  29. Didn't she put up with me, with me, the one who drove them out of their minds?

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    —And how are things going for you?

  31. 18

    —Very well... The pharmacy brings in seventy pesos a day.

  32. In Pico there's no one else who knows the Bible the way I do.

  33. I challenged the priest to a debate and he wouldn't take me up on it.

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    Erdosain suddenly looked at his strange friend with hope.

  35. Then he asked him:

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    —Do you still gamble?

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    —Yes, and Jesus, because of my great innocence, has revealed the secret of the roulette wheel to me.

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    —What is that?

  39. 23

    —You don't know... the great secret... a law of static synchronism...

  40. I've already gone to Montevideo twice and won a lot of money, but tonight Hipólita and I are heading out to break the bank.

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    And all at once he launched into the tangled explanation:

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    —Look, you bet a certain amount hypothetically on the first three balls, one on each dozen.

  43. If three different dozens don't come up, the imbalance is inevitably produced.

  44. You then mark the dozen that came up with a dot.

  45. For the next three balls the dozen you marked will stay the same.

  46. It's clear, of course, that zero doesn't count and that you bet on the dozens in series of three balls.

  47. You then add one unit to the dozen that has no cross, you take away by one, I mean by two units, from the dozen that has three crosses, and this single basis lets you deduce the lesser unit from the greater ones, and the difference is bet on whichever dozen or dozens come out.

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    Erdosain had not understood.

  49. He held back his urge to laugh as his hope grew, for there was no doubt Ergueta was mad.

  50. So he replied:

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    —Jesus knows how to reveal such secrets to those whose souls are full of holiness.

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    —And to idiots too —argued Ergueta, fixing a mocking gaze on him as he winked his left eyelid—.

  53. Ever since I started dealing with those mysterious matters, I've made blunders as big as houses — for instance, marrying that tramp...

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    —And are you happy with her?

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    —...believing in people's goodness, when all anybody pulls for is to sink you and brand you a madman...

  56. Erdosain, impatient, frowned, then said:

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    —How do you expect them not to take you for a madman?

  58. You were, by your own words, a great sinner.

  59. And all at once you convert, you marry a prostitute because that is written in the Bible; you talk to people about the fourth seal and the yellow horse... of course... people have to believe you're crazy because you don't know the first thing about those matters.

  60. Don't they take me for a madman too, because I've said I would set up a dry-cleaner's for dogs and metal-plate shirt cuffs?...

  61. But I don't think you're crazy.

  62. No, I don't think so.

  63. What is in you is an excess of life, of charity and of love for your fellow man.

  64. Now, this business of Jesus having revealed the roulette secret to you strikes me as rather absurd...

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    —Five thousand pesos I won the two times...

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    —Let's say that it's true.

  67. But what saves you is not the roulette secret, it's the fact of having a beautiful soul.

  68. You're capable of doing good, of being moved before a man standing at the gates of prison...

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    —That much really is true —Ergueta interrupted—.

  70. Take note that there's another pharmacist in town who's an old skinflint.

  71. The son stole five thousand pesos from him... and then came to ask me for advice.

  72. Do you know what I advised him?

  73. That he threaten his father with having him locked up for selling cocaine if the father turned him in.

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    —You see how well I understand you?

  75. You wanted to save the old man's soul by making the son commit a sin, a sin the son would repent of all his life.

  76. Isn't that so?

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    —Yes, in the Bible it is written: "And the father shall rise up against the son against the father"...

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    —See?

  79. I understand you.

  80. I don't know what you're predestined for...

  81. The destiny of men is always uncertain.

  82. But I think you have a magnificent road ahead of you.

  83. You know?

  84. A strange road...

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    —I will be the King of the World.

  86. Do you realize?

  87. I will win at every roulette table all the money I want.

  88. I will go to Palestine, to Jerusalem, and rebuild the great temple of Solomon...

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    —And you will save many good people from anguish.

  90. How many there are who out of need defrauded their employers, stole money entrusted to them.

  91. You know?

  92. The anguish...

  93. A man in anguish doesn't know what he's doing...

  94. Today he steals a peso, tomorrow five, the day after twenty, and before he knows it he owes hundreds of pesos.

  95. And the man thinks.

  96. It's nothing much... and all at once he finds that five hundred, no, six hundred pesos and seven cents have vanished.

  97. Do you realize?

  98. Those are the people who must be saved... the anguished, the swindlers.

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    The pharmacist mused for a moment.

  100. A grave expression dissolved over the surface of his bloated face; then, calmly, he added:

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    —You're right... the world is full of "turros", of wretches... but how to fix it?

  102. This is what worries me.

  103. In what way is one to set the sacred truths again before those people who have no faith?...

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    —But what people need is money... not sacred truths.

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    —No, the thing is that this happens through the neglect of the Scriptures.

  106. A man who carries the sacred truths within himself does not rob his employer, does not defraud the company he works for, does not put himself in a position to land in prison overnight.

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    Then he thoughtfully scratched his nose and went on:

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    —Besides, who's to tell you it isn't for the best?

  109. Who are going to make the social revolution, if not the swindlers, the wretched, the murderers, the frauds, all the riffraff who suffer down below without any hope?

  110. Or do you think the revolution is going to be made by pen-pushers and shopkeepers?

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    —Agreed, agreed... but while the social revolution is on its way, what does that wretched man do?

  112. What do I do?

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    And Erdosain, taking Ergueta by an arm, exclaimed:

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    —Because I'm one step from prison, you know?

  115. I have stolen six hundred pesos and seven cents.

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    The pharmacist slowly winked his left eyelid and then said:

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    —Don't be distressed.

  118. The times of tribulation the Scriptures speak of have arrived.

  119. Have I not married the Lame Woman, the Harlot?

  120. Has the son not risen against the father and the father against the son?

  121. The revolution is nearer than men wish it to be.

  122. Aren't you the fraud and the wolf that decimates the flock?...

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    —But tell me, can't you lend me those six hundred pesos?

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    The other man slowly shook his head:

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    —I swear to you that I owe them.

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    Suddenly something unexpected happened.

  127. The pharmacist stood up, stretched out his arm, and snapping the tips of his fingers, exclaimed in front of the café waiter, who was watching the scene in astonishment:

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    —Beat it, you little louse, beat it.

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    Erdosain, red with shame, walked away.

  130. When he turned his head at the corner, he saw Ergueta waving his arms, talking to the waiter.

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Los siete locos, Roberto Arlt. Part One.
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Public-domain Spanish (Arlt, d. 1942). English translation © 2026 1732 Studios, LLC.
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